HallowFest- Thoughts I Had While Watching MAY

I decided to watch May (2002) again for #HallowFest15 and write down thoughts I had while watching. It has been at least 5 years since I watched this film. I forgot a lot of things...eek 

• I forgot it starts out with a "Gory Scream"
• Childhood trauma alert: Good idea to make your kid even more self conscious of her eye patch
• Uptight mom, don't give your kid a doll she can't play with.
• That doll is disturbing
• I understand wanting to stalk Jeremy Sisto
• And there is Anna Faris stabbing a jack-o-lantern in the eye
• That is some impressive hair Jeremy Sisto (Adam) is sporting
• Hate the animal hospital scenes
• I do feel bad for May's sad attempts to get "Adam" to notice her
• Don't do it! Don't use your face to touch a stranger's hand while he is passed out.
• Anna Faris looks a bit like Posh Spice from a distance
• Jeremy Sisto is hot, stop focusing on just his hands May. Appreciate the hair!!
• That laundry mat scene was hard to watch
• That's right May, literally run into your stalkee but don't speak when he talks to you
• Cue gross lunch date conversation (muted)
• "Do you think I'm weird?" No May, you just keep touching or staring at his hands
• This whole film could have been an anti-smoking PSA
• I can't tell if Anna Faris is messing with May or being genuinely friendly
• Too many random shots of that scary Suzy doll
• That's a good idea, hold up your red bra in the laundry mat like it's man bait
• May has turned the stalking level up a notch
• I've been standing on your porch for 2 hours...just kidding...maybe
• I must have repressed Adam's film within the film. Must try to repress it again
• Awkward sex scene ends badly. 
• Come on Adam, you inspired her with your cannibal movie. It was just a little lip biting
• Screaming at Suzy the Doll while Adam is in earshot, way not to look crazy
• If you eavesdrop May, you may not like what you hear
• Honestly if May had just one real friend to talk to most of her problems would have worked out
• May is less awkward around kids. She is still that bully little girl just wanting a friend
• Adam change laundry mats already. Your just making it worse
• More scary dolls
• Poor kitty. All cats reject humans, come on it isn't personal
• The cracking doll case is May's mental state
• Blood & Doll Parts- an alternate title
• As a contact lens wearer this is giving me the creeps
• Hello Donnie Darko's Frank with massive hair
• Dude, you go to someone's house 5 mins after you meet them and are shocked they are messed up
• And May have lost it. People are not parts
• Adam, seriously, just stay away from May
• May becomes Suzy- The living killer doll
• "Can't find a friend, make one" 
•  If someone held knives at my throat I would not assume they were just playing
• Mean girl with nice legs, should have been nicer
• Killer Doll May is almost socially "normal"
• Bad move Adam's new girlfriend
• Crafting-Horror Style
• Yes, that's what is wrong with your Franken-Doll of dead people, it can't see you O__O
• X__O Now "Amy" has an eye...
• Last scene. Hallucination from mental break down or is she dying?!

Welp, that is it. Disturbing yet oddly fun
Has anyone else seen this?