Monday, October 12, 2015

HallowFest- Thoughts I Had While Watching MAY

I decided to watch May (2002) again for #HallowFest15 and write down thoughts I had while watching. It has been at least 5 years since I watched this film. I forgot a lot of things...eek 
  • I forgot it starts out with a "Gory Scream"
  • Childhood trauma alert: Good idea to make your kid even more self conscious of her eye patch
  • Uptight mom, don't give your kid a doll she can't play with.
  • That doll is disturbing
  • I understand wanting to stalk Jeremy Sisto
  • And there is Anna Faris stabbing a jack-o-lantern in the eye
  • That is some impressive hair Jeremy Sisto (Adam) is sporting
  • Hate the animal hospital scenes
  • I do feel bad for May's sad attempts to get "Adam" to notice her
  • Don't do it! Don't use your face to touch a stranger's hand while he is passed out.
  • Anna Faris looks a bit like Posh Spice from a distance
  • Jeremy Sisto is hot, stop focusing on just his hands May. Appreciate the hair!!
  • That laundry mat scene was hard to watch
  • That's right May, literally run into your stalkee but don't speak when he talks to you
  • Cue gross lunch date conversation (muted)
  • "Do you think I'm weird?" No May, you just keep touching or staring at his hands
  • This whole film could have been an anti-smoking PSA
  • I can't tell if Anna Faris is messing with May or being genuinely friendly
  • Too many random shots of that scary Suzy doll
  • That's a good idea, hold up your red bra in the laundry mat like it's man bait
  • May has turned the stalking level up a notch
  • I've been standing on your porch for 2 hours...just kidding...maybe
  • I must have repressed Adam's film within the film. Must try to repress it again
  • Awkward sex scene ends badly. 
  • Come on Adam, you inspired her with your cannibal movie. It was just a little lip biting
  • Screaming at Suzy the Doll while Adam is in earshot, way not to look crazy
  • If you eavesdrop May, you may not like what you hear
  • Honestly if May had just one real friend to talk to most of her problems would have worked out
  • May is less awkward around kids. She is still that bully little girl just wanting a friend
  • Adam change laundry mats already. Your just making it worse
  • More scary dolls
  • Poor kitty. All cats reject humans, come on it isn't personal
  • The cracking doll case is May's mental state
  • Blood & Doll Parts- an alternate title
  • As a contact lens wearer this is giving me the creeps
  • Hello Donnie Darko's Frank with massive hair
  • Dude, you go to someone's house 5 mins after you meet them and are shocked they are messed up
  • And May have lost it. People are not parts
  • Adam, seriously, just stay away from May
  • May becomes Suzy- The living killer doll
  • "Can't find a friend, make one" 
  •  If someone held knives at my throat I would not assume they were just playing
  • Mean girl with nice legs, should have been nicer
  • Killer Doll May is almost socially "normal"
  • Bad move Adam's new girlfriend
  • Crafting-Horror Style
  • Yes, that's what is wrong with your Franken-Doll of dead people, it can't see you O__O
  • X__O Now "Amy" has an eye...
  • Last scene. Hallucination from mental break down or is she dying?!
Welp, that is it. Disturbing yet oddly fun
Has anyone else seen this? 


2 comments:

  1. I've not seen this one, will try and catch it for Halloween x

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